The truck is washed the bags are packed ready to hit the road
Brush your teeth and take a leak cause we aren't stopping less dropping load
Quarter mile forgot the dog think we better make a U
Pocket knife and flashlights and even batteries forgot 'em, too
Rollin' down the freeway
Wife and kids
Know what I'm talking about
Rest stop walk the dog a brunette in a miniskirt
Better not let the wife see me staring or she'll make me realy really hurt
Looked at the map grabbed a snack and now we're on our way
None of us are really sure where we might end up today
Midnight out of sight but feeling like I need to crash
Might be lost but I won't say cause we really really need some gas
Ask attendent where to go for super saver cheap motel
Says there's one up north a piece as long as you can stand the smell
That was cheap but at what cost didn't even want to shower
Grabbed our stuff and hit the street cause we need to make up half an hour
Nasty game of slug bug goin on in the back seat
Better stay in those seatbelts or the wife'll turn around and cheat
Picking up some brochures found a groovy little place to camp
Grab a pack of those hotdogs baby, I'll go grab the Van de Camp's
Sun goes down the bugs are out and the kids are overdosing Deet
Wife and I, we cuddle up but we're itching and apply some cream
Got the blanket in a shady spot sit back and enjoy the show
Sunny hot I need a beer send the kids up so I can roll
By the end the kids are crashed so the wife and I we take a toke
They play our song and carry on with the lights and the funky colored smoke
It's a Family Vacation
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